
Thursday, March 12, 2026
Hello Lunch Club - we have a good selection of stories today.
An Atlantic reporter goes $10,000 deep into the sports betting industry and ends the NFL season filling out a self-exclusion form at 5 a.m.
A woman tracks down her late father's obsession — the world's largest jewelled egg, which toured the globe on Concorde, sold to no one, and destroyed his marriage and business — to a museum in Tokyo.
Michelle Shephard reports from the Chad border on Sudan's genocide, which the Yale Humanitarian Research Lab says was the most accurately predicted massacre in modern history, documented in real time while Western governments looked the other way.
And a sharp piece on Pixar's creative crisis argues the studio has become so frightened of children's actual desires that it's neutralizing the very stories it tells about them.
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Good lunch, good reads.
Brett
By McKay Coppins for The Atlantic
You are going to need your whole lunch hour to muscle through this sprawling story.
McKay Coppins spent an NFL season gambling with $10,000 of his employer's money, and what started as a reporting assignment ended with him filling out a Virginia self-exclusion form at 5 a.m. the morning after the Super Bowl. The Atlantic staked him to explore sports betting's explosive growth since the Supreme Court overturned the federal ban in 2018, since which Americans have legally wagered over $160 billion annually. Coppins enlisted Nate Silver as a tutor, learned to shop lines across multiple sportsbooks, and by midseason was outperforming 95 percent of bettors while barely breaking even. Then December arrived. A contested penalty call in a Cowboys game flipped something in him, and he began chasing losses with escalating bets, sneaking into pantries and church pews to check DraftKings, teaching his kids the difference between a spread and a moneyline. He talked to Craig Carton, a reformed gambling addict turned counselor; to a French tennis player who received death threats from losing bettors; to a congressman pushing toothless regulation nobody in Washington wants to touch.
He ended the season down $9,891, with a clear-eyed understanding that the country had quietly moved its casinos into everyone's pocket and called it entertainment.
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By Serena Kutchinsky for The Guardian
Paul Kutchinsky spent years chasing a Fabergé-scale ambition: building the world's largest jewelled egg, encrusted with pink diamonds and gold, worth a claimed £7 million. His daughter Serena Kutchinsky tells the story of what that obsession actually cost. The Argyle Library Egg debuted at the V&A in 1990, flew Concorde to New York as "Mr. Egg," toured Tokyo department stores, and appeared on the Terry Wogan show while six million viewers laughed at its unsellable extravagance. The egg went everywhere and sold nowhere. Donald Trump passed. Malcolm Forbes died. The Gulf War cratered Paul's Middle Eastern sales network. Behind the scenes, the marriage was unraveling, his affair barely concealed, the family business hemorrhaging cash. By 1991, creditors seized the company. Paul died in a Spanish road accident in 2000 without ever seeing the egg find a permanent home. Decades later, Serena tracked it to a museum in Tokyo, where a Japanese engineer had bought it, taken it apart, and fixed the perpetually malfunctioning mechanism with a £50 motor from a local electronics store. Standing before it again, she concluded the egg had been a shimmering scapegoat for a family already pulling apart at the seams.
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By Michelle Shephard for The Walrus
Survivors in a Chad border camp describe RSF forces executing men at checkpoints, firing on fleeing crowds, and razing the city of Zamzam in a three-day assault in April 2025. What has unfolded in Sudan's Darfur region since April 2023 is, by the UN Human Rights Council's own February 2026 assessment, genocide. The RSF evolved directly from al-Bashir's Janjaweed militias and has systematically targeted the Masalit and other non-Arab ethnic groups with mass killings, sexual violence, and a 500-day siege of El Fasher that ended with the city's fall last October. Nathaniel Raymond of the Yale Humanitarian Research Lab documented the ethnic cleansing in real time, sharing satellite imagery and mass grave evidence with the US National Security Council as early as July 2023. The American government, entangled in a defense partnership with the UAE, which was financing the RSF, suppressed those findings. As the death toll climbs toward an estimated 400,000, Raymond's verdict is stark: the massacre was the most predictable in modern history, forewarned with intelligence-grade precision. Governments chose trade relationships over civilian lives, and they made that choice knowingly.
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By Eli Cugini for The Baffler
Pixar's two most recent films share a revealing problem: both generate genuinely dangerous subtext about children's desires and then frantically neutralize it before the credits roll. Inside Out 2, the studio's highest-grossing film ever, centers on Riley hitting puberty yet sanitizes her experience so thoroughly that her worst transgression is accidentally knocking someone over. Her awestruck connection with female teammate Val goes unremarked upon while her crushes on boys get a hasty establishing shot. Elio began as a project from openly gay director Adrian Molina before he departed mid-development; the film that emerged features an orphaned boy whose queerness has been papered over with spaceship posters and unconvincing alpha-male pep talk, yet whose desire to escape a hypermasculine world remains legible in every scene. What links both films, argues critic Eli Cugini, is fear. Fear of children who want too much autonomy, who carry specific grievances, who don't reconcile neatly with family by the end credits. Pixar once built its best work around exactly those children. Now, under conservative political pressure and the long shadow of John Lasseter's departure, the studio reflexively smothers the dangerous subtext it accidentally generates, producing films that sense something is wrong with what American childhood demands of kids but can't bring themselves to say what.
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